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Fic: Fireflies

Title: Fireflies
Author: new_evolution
Pairing: Noel/Fantasy Man
Rating: G
Summary: Noel goes to visit Fantasy Man in the night-times.
Disclaimer: Not my characters.
Note: Some of the animals I've named here may or may not live in the same geographic regions, but if you're the sort of person who'll quibble over scientific inaccuracies in fic of a show whose characters include a sentient chocolate finger and a man with a shell for a head, I have nothing to say to you.

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Title: Somebody Told Me
Author: new_evolution
Pairing: Howard/Vince
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Howard discovers that what Vince says to his face and what he tells his other friends are two very different things.
Disclaimer: These aren't my characters; I just like to play with them.
Note: A few of us on Tumblr got to talking about how exactly Lance Dior knows that Howard straightens Vince's hair, bakes him little cakes, etc., and the conversation marinated in my brain for a while and then this happened. Tip of the hat to bluestocking79 and doctorpancakes for inspiration and for just generally being awesome.

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Fic: Mixed Reactions

Title: Mixed Reactions
Author: new_evolution
Pairing: Daria/Jane
Rating: Hard PG-13 for language and sexual references
Summary: Our heroines return to Lawndale with the intention of going public.
Disclaimer: Not my characters, no profit being made.
Note: My first attempt at femmeslash and at anything in this fandom. Such as it is. I have no idea where to link this.

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Fic: Above El Escorial

Title: Above El Escorial
Author: new_evolution
Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley pre-slash
Rating: G
Summary: In which gravity is defied and a feather finds a new resting place.
Disclaimer: Aziraphale and Crowley are the property of Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. No money is being made.
Note: Prompted by this, written for mellifluous_ink. I'm not sure if this was precisely what you had in mind, but it's what came into my head at six in the morning after I'd been awake all night, so here you go.

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Fic: Engineers Do It With Precision

Title: Engineers Do It With Precision
Author: new_evolution
Pairing: Data/Geordi
Rating: NC-17
Summary: If it had been anybody else, Data would have been squeamish about letting them alter his neural net.
Warning: Um. Android brain fuckery?
Disclaimer: Characters aten't mine.
Note: I don't know if this sort of thing is even possible in canon. Whatever, artistic license.

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Fic: Unintended Consequences

Title: Unintended Consequences
Author: new_evolution
Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Rating: Soft R/Hard PG-13
Summary: Crowley has something to get off his chest. The results are not what Aziraphale had in mind.
Disclaimer: These are not my characters. This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife.
Note: This is me indulging my rampant hurt/comfort kink and trying to kick-start my writing brain in time for NaNoWriMo. Enjoy!

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